Ew, slop
I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don’t drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.
Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn’t absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)
I didn’t do Biology, I’m a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!
thanks for reminding me not to drink pee, if you didnt tell me that, i wouldve done it
Smell from shit comes from blood too.
That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.
No wonder exercise makes you lose weight
And how that is used to make trees
The atoms in the air you’re breathing are billions of years old, and the molecules could have been made 5 minutes or a billion years ago. Probably both in the same breath.
Which is wiiiild.
Well, it’s kinda cool to look around and also realize that much of what you see likely came from multiple supernovae and/or kilonovae. (Huh. I have never needed to pluralize the word ‘kilonova’ before. Meh… It looks cool with the ‘e’, so I’ll leave it.)
Eventually, our atoms are going to get blasted out across the universe again to maybe become part of some other planetary system, before it eventually gets destroyed or sucked into blackhole and is evaporated as radiation. This might not even be the first universe our bits have been a part of …
I mean, the water does have to come from SOMEWHERE, so strictly speaking that way of looking at it is not wrong, just ignoring a few steps.
So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
wait…
Hol’ up
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
I ain’t paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
A classic, although “to have” works better than “for”
I ain’t to have payin’ $50 garbanzo bean on my chest!
The vaginal lube is blood plasma also
Nice!
peeing blood is a thing. liquid can come out of your intestines if you get norovirus.
Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That’s a lot of breathing.
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
Finally, an upside to panic attacks!
What?
It’s the krebs cycle. If you look at how sugar is broken down by the cells to make atp, the actual energy your cells use, it takes C6H12O6 (sugar) and makes it into a few CO2 and H2O, getting energy (atp) from breaking it down into the components. That CO2 is then exhaled, which is I think what OP is referring to.
Note: it’s been a long time since I learned that in class so it is most likely somewhat incorrect
I thought you meant
Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?
it does check out. the CO2 travels from the cells through the blood into the lungs, where it is exhaled.
so technically what you exhale has a slightly higher mass than what you inhale, because it has an additional carbon atom.
Heavy breathing intensifies
Jokes on you I’m constantly breathing whether I’m awake or asleep! I only eat like, two times a day! Checkmate!
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Spissy 😔
Are you sure you didn’t have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
Spicy
Perhaps it could have been, your mucuous membranes reacting to the spicyness, rather than having them in your urine itself? Many autoimmune disorders tend to react strongly, to certain eaten things (like spices) - chronic bladder wall inflammation being one of them, for example - so I assume it could be possible, for that sort of reaction, to happen mildly and temporarily, with an excessive exposure like that.
I’ve also felt this when eating spicier than usual food. Kind of threw off the taste too
Did the pee taste spicy or just different in another way?
*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
That would be a great stage. “Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)”
With various opening and closing sphincters you have to time properly.
It’d be like a trippy episode of Magic Schoolbus. XD
And dodging antibodies along the way
More like dodging dingleberries at that scale.
True, gotta watch out for those…
Take chances!
I’ll take a chance on literally every jump that has a 15% chance of saving me 5 seconds and an 85% chance of failing miserably and costing me 12 seconds. Every lap. Every time.
Sooner or later, it’s gonna pay off. I swear.
No, it’s “Make mistakes!”
Is this a song?
Get messy!
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…
You got reborn HARD, friend.
Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
You’re insane. I like you.
This is one of the better and more favored compliments I get. Need to be called Shakespeare three more times to earn an achievement (97/100).
Calm down, Shakespeare
No that one doesn’t count. You have to do a read first to see are my skills as a righter.
i have literally no idea what you just said … how did this get 3 upvotes?
There are people smarter than you who get the joke
Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”
…and haven’t breathed out yet
It’s all connected. It’s a series of tubes.
we are just very fine sieves
Like how when you kiss you’re just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.
The body, it’s not, it’s not something you can just dump something on, it’s not a big truck.
Just like the internet
I’m pretty sure the internet is really a big truck.
Nope, it’s a tiny black box with a red LED on top of Big Ben.
They’re referencing this (or perhaps the original speech, but this remix was super popular on the internet back in the day): https://youtu.be/_cZC67wXUTs
Ah OK, thx, I was only familiar with “the internet is a series of tubes”.
I was referencing an episode of The IT Crowd.
Glad to drop some ye olde internet knowledge
I wish there was so much more of that show.
I wish Graham Linehan wasn’t a transphobic pos
Me toooooo
We are essentially a coiled tube surrounded by a maintenance apparatus.
A worm, you say?
Would you still love me if I was?
💕
IT’S ALL PIPES!
Okay Art Vandelay
ALL TUBES!!
So your saying our bodies are the original Internet?
Pee come out of my penis tho???
No, mine
Why is my piss coming out of y’alls dicks?!
You donate blood to save lives. I donate blood so that the recipients can pee my piss out of their dicks. We are not the same.
He’s putting his piss in our dicks! Get him!
Digestive tract
They said college, not university.
Get a real job, that’s what they said to me. But…
Ouch. Sick burn.
Thank you I’m glad I’m not alone
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