…you know they serve none meat pizzas, right? Like nearly every pizza shop in the entire world.

There is one scene in an earlier season that comes to mind where he gets bonked, goes a little bananas, and has an Ace Ventura moment. I rewatch adventure time on an almost monthly basis and thats all that comes to mind for him. As a trans woman, it is still a little jarring everytime, but its just a second

Love my dumb watch. Had to get a new smartwatch every 3 years or so due to planned obselesence. Spent the same amount on a pretty citizen and have had it for over 5 years. Hasnt even noticably lost time

This is how i found out i was the lesbian aunt in my family

I was about to ask F or C and then remembered thats about where the scales converge. Fuck that

I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.

Im 2.5 years sober now lmao

Do you think he dyes his hair? Or is that just the power of Ringo

Yeah no thats real. The happiest cishets i know are a little zesty

What? Girl, im a poly trans power bottom. Its just a funny

Thats gay

I had to literally beg and plead with my mom to stop posting pictures of me without permission. She didnt stop until i was like 23 or 24

Their “stunt” was an ad for their netflix special. They are also sponsored by an energy drink comoany. They had the observation deck cleared and stuff.

Ive never in my life made more than 50k/yr and i have a good union job. I would probably literally kill for 200k/yr

That bernini detail is actually insane. Marble work blows my mind.

He’s not wrong. You just have to look at it from his perspective. The people with the power are the commoners. Their power is their connections, which is a lot harder to take away. His only power is money.