Honestly, I’m a little envious of how little my husband seems to want or need. We each have a home office, and they couldn’t be more different. His is basically an empty desk, bookcase and a PC. Mine is my lair.
Honestly. It sounds great to just be happy with that.
I dated a dude who was very clean and responsible. When our relationship evolved until I was helping him change his bed, I was astounded to discover he was using duvet covers around his entire mattress. He went his whole life believing fitted sheets were some specialty fancy bed garnish.
I’m sorry, I’m obviously a very sheltered girl in a bubble… There are guys without bedsheets?
Do they not know mattresses are MUCH more expensive than sheets?
there is a right wing influencer who used a dead rat as an alarm clock: when the sun heated up the corpse enough to smell, it would wake him up.
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Pretty expensive alarm clock given that rats are like 1-2€ a piece (depending on the size)
Nothing makes me feel more valid as a woman than seeing how men live.
And they’re not all filthy, but the joke that they’re happy in an empty room with nothing but a bed and a desk really seems to be true.
Honestly, I’m a little envious of how little my husband seems to want or need. We each have a home office, and they couldn’t be more different. His is basically an empty desk, bookcase and a PC. Mine is my lair.
Honestly. It sounds great to just be happy with that.
There are guys out there who refuse to wash their own buttholes cause that’s “gay.”
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You don’t clean your butt because you’re straight.
I don’t clean my butt because I like gay butt stuff with a hint of scat.
We are not the same.
They have one set of bedsheets, but they’re bunched-up on the floor. It’s unknown whether they’re clean or dirty bc no one has informed them.
I dated a dude who was very clean and responsible. When our relationship evolved until I was helping him change his bed, I was astounded to discover he was using duvet covers around his entire mattress. He went his whole life believing fitted sheets were some specialty fancy bed garnish.
To be fair, he grew up in a religious cult.
I wonder how many times he went “there has to be a better way to do this!” when hoisting up his mattress.
When I showed him a fitted sheet it brought him deep shame and renewed hope.