• Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    6 months ago

    I’m sorry, I’m obviously a very sheltered girl in a bubble… There are guys without bedsheets?

    Do they not know mattresses are MUCH more expensive than sheets?

    • Wren@lemmy.todayEnglish
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      6 months ago

      I dated a dude who was very clean and responsible. When our relationship evolved until I was helping him change his bed, I was astounded to discover he was using duvet covers around his entire mattress. He went his whole life believing fitted sheets were some specialty fancy bed garnish.

      To be fair, he grew up in a religious cult.

        • Wren@lemmy.todayEnglish
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          6 months ago

          When I showed him a fitted sheet it brought him deep shame and renewed hope.

    • Sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Nothing makes me feel more valid as a woman than seeing how men live.

      And they’re not all filthy, but the joke that they’re happy in an empty room with nothing but a bed and a desk really seems to be true.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        6 months ago

        Honestly, I’m a little envious of how little my husband seems to want or need. We each have a home office, and they couldn’t be more different. His is basically an empty desk, bookcase and a PC. Mine is my lair.

        Honestly. It sounds great to just be happy with that.

    • slothrop @lemmy.caEnglish
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      6 months ago

      They have one set of bedsheets, but they’re bunched-up on the floor. It’s unknown whether they’re clean or dirty bc no one has informed them.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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      6 months ago

      There are guys out there who refuse to wash their own buttholes cause that’s “gay.”

      • howrar@lemmy.caEnglish
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        6 months ago

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        You don’t clean your butt because you’re straight.

        I don’t clean my butt because I like gay butt stuff with a hint of scat.

        We are not the same.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      6 months ago

      there is a right wing influencer who used a dead rat as an alarm clock: when the sun heated up the corpse enough to smell, it would wake him up.

  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    6 months ago

    yeah I’m currently going through this, he’s absolutely not someone i wanna be with but like he fell asleep on a call last night and I just can’t help but think his sleeping noises are so cuteeee 😭😭

    edit: I don’t think he’s worse than me, just not a good partner.

    • Greercase@lemmus.orgEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Hey girl, this is your friend speaking. Leave him. I promise, the person you’re meant to be with will make noises so cute you’ll regret every second spent not hearing them.

      You deserve better than to be with someone who is by your own admission “not a good partner”. Choose loving yourself.