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grumpy_cat@thelemmy.club to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Things you never think about Samurai edition. They were very very short.

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Things you never think about Samurai edition. They were very very short.

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grumpy_cat@thelemmy.club to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Average dutch male, looking down from 6ft, wondering why everyone is so tiny.

    As a severely below-average height Dutch woman, visiting Japan and seeing faces at the level of my face instead of chests was quite the experience.

    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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      You may find it interesting to know that around 150 years ago, Dutch men were amongst some of the shortest populations in Europe at an average of 165cm (5 ft 5 in).

      Good exercise, better diets, and various other good things went into contributing to a taller average height today.

      Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1081602X.2023.2192193#d1e165

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        We don’t even have to go 150 years back if we take a look at North and South Korea’s. Photos of soldiers from both countries standing side by side show staggering difference.

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          I’ve seen those, huge difference!

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        better diets

        • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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          Looks aren’t everything. Overall my gut feels incredible after a trip to the Netherlands! Great ingredients.

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          Mag ik een berehap pinda, een frikadel speciaal en een patatje oorlog?

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          British and American viewers: Wow, that food looks good. Why can’t we have food like that.

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    the little shits gonna cut you down a notch

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    My partner’s response on learning this factoid while we were in Japan: “I’m not short, I’m just a samurai!”

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    They would most likely still whoop my ass

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      Same, I’m big and tall but anyone with fighting experience can fold my clothes while I’m still in them.

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        *crumpling soda can noises*

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        I love this so much. This is so funny 😭

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        Also they have a sword. I don’t have a sword.

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          A pen is mightier than a sword

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    They were short but feisty

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    Except they’re on horseback, putting arrows in you from 30 meters away.

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    deleted by creator

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    “When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth”

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      Ancient Dwarven wisdom at its best

      Right up there with “T’dr’duzk b’hazg t’t!”
      Today is a good day for someone else to die

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    Hey little fella

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    It’s unlikely they would ever be scary. Their bows are floppy, their steel is brittle, and they probably have higher pitched voices than I would expect. Little killer voices that shriek in the octave of children.

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      They’ll be scary enough when they cut off your head.

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        I would cut off their head if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

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    Average mongolian invasion horse height vs average modern horse height.

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    It’s all relative innit.

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    Anyone has civilized equivalent numbers ?

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      Between 2 stone and 14 fathoms.

    • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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      That’s just over 1 and 2/3 yards

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      Sure, that’s like between 1 meter and 2 meters

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