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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of […]
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    By god, they got me again

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    So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?

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      It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps

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        Do Musk’s kids next. That set never seems to end.

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    Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.

    Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.

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      Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, shit. Me too.

      I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought “I’m not clicking that link” and I came right to the comments.

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    I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.

    Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.

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    " I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"

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    Why, oh why can’t these be real?

    • cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au
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      Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.

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      Well these are real: https://valeryestabrook.com/impeachmint

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    or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.

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    Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.

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    Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.

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    Just trump’s, though? I thought at least one per president

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