liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down14
arrow-up1298arrow-down1imageGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldliquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down1·9 days agoHis shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·8 days agoEh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done.
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 days agoUnless your kid’s name is Samson
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoThey all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·8 days agoWhy not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 days agoYou still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoCould’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
minus-squareWrufieotnak@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoOh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoI think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
minus-squarechonglibloodsport@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 days agoOr just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
minus-squaresomethingsnappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoMain lesson is put the shield on the heel.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoBut wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoOk, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoSure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoBabies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.
Boom, done.
Unless your kid’s name is Samson
They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
You still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
Could’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
Oh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.
I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
Main lesson is put the shield on the heel.
But wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
Or just chuck them in completely
Dammit.
Or just don’t… hold it?
Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.