• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    26 days ago

    Security from 18-30. I mostly sat at a desk, in a shack, eating ramen noodles and playing on my phone. My main job was to be there on site for the insurance discount the company got. The few times I did actual work was mainly when someone got drunk and I had to call them a taxi, or if someone was injured, as most security guards are also CPR/AED, first aid trained. That’s it.

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      25 days ago

      That was my dream job for a long time. I bet modern security jobs monitor you enough to ruin the magic of not doing shit.

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        25 days ago

        Honestly, not really, depending on the post. You’re looking for single guard posts, night shift, gate access, unarmed. Those keywords on a post generally mean you’ll be sitting on your ass doing nothing all night, and maybe once every other hour you walk the perimeter and then write down that nothing happened.