I sing-spell their names to the tune of the “It’s raining, it’s pouring” song while spelling them in ASL, then finish with their name and my made-up name sign for each one. Lily (cat) is L rotated to a finger gun, Milo (cat) is the hang 10 sign, Cooper (dog) gets C rocked back and forth a few times, and Zoe (dog) gets her name air-written in cursive (with a few extra 'e’s to stretch it out).

Nobody in my house, including myself, speaks (signs?) ASL. I just watched way, way too much Switched at Birth way back when. 😂

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I’m a little teapot:

“I’m a little dogger short and sweet, here are my pawpaws here are my teeth.”

There should be like 10 more but for sone reason I can’t seem to remember them 😄

Dishwala - Counting Blue Cars:

Tell me all your thoughts on dog Cuz I really wanna feed her

I have a bunch more but this one came to mind first

To the chorus of Georgy Girl by The Seekers:

Milhouse, Mi-i-il-house Mi-i-i-i-i-i-il-house

Honky Tonk Cat

My partner comes up with the jingles, and his biggest hit is,

"Beat your butt,

Beat your butt,

Beat your butt like a butt slap slut!"

I want to marry him again.

You mean like this gem (YouTube link) from the early days of the interwebs?

I know you gotta potty.

I know you gotta potty.

I know you gotta potty,

Cause the poop is in your body!

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Crinkle Crinkle little cat

So you know where your noms be at

Dreamies for you Docklesocks

Fishsticks for you Scullypops

Crinkle Crinkle little cat

So you know where your noms be at

🎶 Who? Is? My little sweet potato? 🎶

/Lift her paw to make her look like she’s answering a question in class/

🎶 I yam! 🎶

A friend is staying at our house fur the week, and we’re watching their pups during the day. They sing:

Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans toe BEEEeans, you’re such a fuzzy pup, toe beans

(Jolene, Dolly Parton)

[stands cat up and dances his paws to 'mr. Bluesky.]

🎵"I said maybe! You’re gonna be the pup that saved me! Because afterrrr allllll! YOU’RE MY URZA DOG!!!" 🎶

Belted out at about a thousand decibels to the tune of Wonder Wall by Oasis. It’s considered a war crime in Los Angeles county.

Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU! (sing it)

Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU!