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PugJesus@piefed.socialM to HistoryArtifacts@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Statuette of a hippo goddess, Egypt, 332-320 BCE

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Statuette of a hippo goddess, Egypt, 332-320 BCE

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PugJesus@piefed.socialM to HistoryArtifacts@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    Saggy-tits Hippo-gator-human hybrid on a Segway was pretty low on my list of things I expected from ancient Egypt. Fertility god probably.

    Either way, It wasn’t exactly easy to masturbate to, but I take my responsibilities seriously and felt it was the only way to honour the artist’s intentions.

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      o7

    • Dymonika@lemmy.ml
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      🤢

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      They wouldn’t sag if she were in the water where she belongs. Hippo goddess breasts are buoyant.

      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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        I see you are a person of intellect, culture and taste.

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    She was one of my favorite parts of Moon Knight.

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      deleted by creator

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        The future seems not great for it. I remember enjoying it since I wasn’t familiar with the source material at all, but all I remember of it now really is the hippo goddess.

        I checked and it sounds like they still want Moon Knight to be in a movie at some point, but there wasn’t really any concrete plans for anything from the sound of it.

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    But why’s it ona. Scooter?

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    https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/544864

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    You can’t fool me. That’s ancient Egyptian furry porn.

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    Is the paint from 300 BCE too?

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      The blue glaze is original, yep!

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        I used to do a bit of firing at art school. Pretty sure later-tech made glazing as easy-peasy as possible, but IMO it’s pretty dang impressive what the Egyptians did, here:

        https://chatgpt.com/share/69ee869d-3784-83ea-951a-dab487fc6222
        (eh, sorry for the source, but it’s one of the few areas where I feel like LLM’s combine to be useful x generally reliable)

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    Fucking furries are everywhere man!

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      The Fur Fandom is eternal, it would seem

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      Thank Lady Bast for that!

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      Where the foopin’ are you seeing a “furry?”

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    Is that knobby bit at the top of her head where the sauce comes out?

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    Found my ex.

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