ahh
~$ which cat
I was today’s years old to finally notice the cat-head-tail thing…
But it also just recently dawned upon me why pacman has those weird “c” as progress indicators…
I’m not a smart man…
For the past 30 years or so, my brain always tells me to type “last” instead of “tail”. This usually results in some kind of “Permission denied” message that confuses me for a few seconds.
there’s a last command? just knowing that.
Yes, but it shows information about recent/current logins and requires access a file called wtmp (or something like that, off the top of my head), and that requires privileged access.
My usual use case where I mix it up is looking at a log file and and I just want to see the last few entries. So my brain 🧠 tells my fingers to type “last logfile”, and when I get the permission message it tells my mouth to go, “Doh!”.
yeah I looked it up
this will be handy
~$ last reboot ~$ last -s -7days
tac

I’ve always wondered what a good use case for tac would be…
Reverse chronological order, mostly
tac log.txt |head # would give you newest first
no good for sort because sort already supports -r
no need it for tail on large files because tail already skips to the end.
I do a lot of impromptu bash to sus crap out of logs.
when you’re balls deep in
cat log|grep -v foo| rev|cut -f 1-3 -d \ | |rev
Sometimes tac comes in clutch.
That’s fair. I’d usually just use less and drop to the end. My use cases would always need the older log before a newer log though because that’s the start of the problem. At least that’s how I operate.
Bat is my favorite command to date.
~$ which bat ~$ bat manman bat | bat
catis misunderstood a lot. The purpose of cat is to combine multiple files together (it’s literally short for “concatenate”), likecat *.logto combine all log files together.If you’re just using it for a single file, then you should just redirect the file to stdin. These two command lines behave similarly:
cat foo.txt | some-commandsome-command < foo.txtFor
head,tail,grepand some other commands, you can just pass in the file name directly as an argument (e.g.grep whatever foo.txt).Also known as cat abuse.
awww what’s a cat without a head and a tail?
I guess depending on your interpretation of without it could either be “cat” or “a”.
A kernel?
uhmm no
If I just want to look at the file, is there a better way than
cat foo.txt? I guess I can’t just do< foo.txtYou can use
less. There are also specialized ones for that purpose like bat.If it’s really long, I use
less, because it breaks it up into navigable pages instead of filling your entire buffer. :)Never knew about just using < though! Cool!
So close! you have to do
cat < foo.txt:-) (/s)Admittedly I still use
catfor this.This also works too, but it’s more verbose:
echo "$(<foo.txt)"It’s mentioned in the Bash man pages:
The command substitution $(cat file) can be replaced by the equivalent but faster $(< file).
EDIT: I was just informed that simply
<foo.txtworks too.how in the world is this not a useless use of echo and equivalent to
<foo.txtOK, TIL you can just do
<foo.txt. I didn’t think that worked. Thanks!i don’t think you can but idk why that’s by I’m asking
You’ll see
cat FILE |all the time because it’s just a natural start to a pipeline. Youcat FILEto see the content unfiltered before filtering it with further commands.it’s just a natural start to a pipeline

yeah sure but the command is literally written for the humor.
I know, but I just wanted to mention this since a lot of new Linux users end up using cat this way :)
Is there any downside?
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ohhh but it’s all humor that’s the point of the post.
I mean as a new Linux user, I won’t take anything from a humor group seriously.
I would.
I’d be careful of jokes, sure, but geeks often can’t help have real discussions. Like in this very thread
Fair, but in general I find it way more useful to use cat for piping.
In most cases I’ll do something like
cat file | program cat file | program | grep cat file | program | grep | cutThis gets more complicated if the file is at the end of the command.
I don’t know why anybody would disagree with this. It’s a very clean way of putting it.
It wouldn’t be at the end, since you’d still be piping into
programprogram <file | grep | cutAnd
<file program | grep | cutworks tooThese
<filethings must be for different shells than the ones I use.Thanks - I didn’t know this either!
Oh, thanks! Didn’t know that
I still like doing
cat file.txt | grep thingbecause I often re-run it to find something else likecat file.txt | grep thing2- and if I do that with grep, the pattern sits awkwardly in the middle instead of at the end< file.txt grep thingalso works.is it more obtuse
Another all-time favorite:
$ man woman No manual entry for womanHuh. … I could have swore there was a woman. I even package searched, even in overlays… no woman.
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis woman woman: digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % which woman which: no woman in (/bedrock/cross/pin/bin:/bedrock/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/opt/bin:/opt/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/bin:/sbin:/snap/bin:/home/digit/bin:/usr/games/bin:/usr/games:/bedrock/strata/devuan/usr/libexec/xscreensaver:/home/digit/.cargo/bin:/bedrock/cross/bin) digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % apropos woman woman: nothing appropriate. digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % man cry No manual entry for cry digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis cry cry:No woman.
No cry.
$ touch woman touch: cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied
tacis a cat but faced the other wayohhh let me check it out lol
I’ve been using a slightly customized bash-cat for years now. Still makes me smile when I see it
last commit message: “Shorter Cat with added Tail.” 👍
yeah I just checked it out it’s cute
man whichI always thought it’s
head | cat | tailIt, of course, waits for an input, which brings up the one and only question…
Have you fed your cat?
I’m scared to run that.
Is that like some kind of fork bomb?
Or is it just a tubular cat?
it won’t… do anything
it’ll wait for you to type ten lines (the default for
headwithout arguments), buffer them (bctailmust buffer its input), then spit them back at you, and exitheadtakes the first N lines of its input (if-n <number>is not specified, the default is 10 lines, and default reading from stdin, which in this case is your terminal) and prints them to its stdout (which thanks to the pipe, goes directly tocat’s stdin), then signals end-of-file.cataccepts any number of filenames and conCATenates them (hence the name), writing their contents one after the other to stdout. with only one file as argument (the most common case in practice) it will simply write that file’s contents to stdout. with no arguments (as in this case) it will simply copy everything from its stdin (in this casehead’s stdout) to its stdout (in this casetail’s stdin). thecatcommand could be completely omitted from this invocation (leaving simplyhead | tail) and it would work exactly the same.tailreads its entire input (likehead, it defaults to reading from stdin unless a filename is specified) and buffers it, then, when the end of the file is reached, it prints the last N lines is read (again defaulting to 10 unless-n <number>is specified) to stdout (in this case your terminal).
put all together,
headwill wait for you to type a line, then will pass it on tocat, which will then immediately pass it on totail, which will add it to a buffer and wait for another line. rinse and repeat until you have typed 10 lines, and thenheadwill exit and the pipe between it andcatwill close.cat, noticing the closed pipe, will exit in turn, causing the pipe between it andtailto close.tail, seeing an end of file signal on its input pipe, will cough up the last 10 lines in its buffer and then exit. sinceheadonly sent it 10 lines, this is the entirety of its input. so it will spit back everything you typed.If you press Ctrl+D to send
headan end-of-file signal before you have typed 10 lines,headwill exit immediately, causingcatto exit, causingtailto output everything it had in its buffer so far.Put suspicious cats into sandboxes until it’s proven that they are crewmates.
of course look meow meow so loud
whereis cat?
which catwhatis cat?
man catlocate cat
strace cat
rtfm
Be careful now, 2000/2010 Linux terminology can be taken as an insult in 2026. /s
I’m tired of this stupid coddling bullshit with the influx of new Linux users. If you can’t read don’t use Linux. Simple. 😂
But wheres the manual??
In order of approachability:
Man pages.
Also Arch Wiki.
Also excellent books by NoStarch Press.
… Or did I miss a joke? Hehe
Missing the joke is always worthy as it’s own joke.



















