Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 28 days agoTexas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculatorsdisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down15
arrow-up1193arrow-down1external-linkTexas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculatorsdisreport.comDispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·28 days ago“Hold on, I gotta QuickJesus just in case.”
minus-squareKlear@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·28 days agoDAMNATION! NO DONATION, NO SALVATION!
That’s the Save button.
“Hold on, I gotta QuickJesus just in case.”
DAMNATION! NO DONATION, NO SALVATION!