Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoTexas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculatorsdisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down15
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minus-squareDispassionate@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!
minus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoAs a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?
minus-squareDispassionate@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 days agoYou’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 days agoI keep a Casio scientific calculator in my work bag. Because sometimes I have oily hands and need to do algebra.
Hey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!
As a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?
You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.
I keep a Casio scientific calculator in my work bag. Because sometimes I have oily hands and need to do algebra.