• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        My secret has been a pepper mill full of Xanex bars - sprinkle a little on your avocado toast in the morning, great little pick-me-up.

        • supersquirrel@lemmy.caOP
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          1 month ago

          Idk I think I just realized that everything is going to be ok if I can just completely sever my emotional connection to the community and landscape around me!

          It is my negativity that has been holding me back this whole time!

          edit Now that I am happy, looking back what I needed wasn’t material help, rather my survivor bias prefers to focus on my previous lack of work ethic in order to craft a story of redemption from a retconned sudden realization that I could just magically be happy if I let go of the parts of reality that challenged my happiness bubble!

    • shittydwarf@piefed.ca
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      1 month ago

      Don’t worry they tweak that inflation calculation every year to make sure that nothing important is taken into account