Of course I make a timeline update and they do something different immediately after 😭
It’s how they’ve always been.

Posted a small update to my timeline yesterday and today they started leaking when pressed. Well, my left one did, it’s in the lead of the race currently taking place on my chest 😂

It’s not a huge amount, just a tiny drop of a milky liquid when squeezed/stimulated. I think these are my milk ducts forming and opening. They’re not just for show! 😆

Anyway, I’ve been super happy with them. Super happy. I think I’m currently going through a growth spurt, and I attribute part of it to prog. They’re sore all the time now and I swear the shape changed a bit.
I’ve waited so long for boobs of my own…this is literally a dream come true. Thank you, E and P ♥️

P.S: I don’t think this post deserves an NSFW tag. I don’t think it’s sexual at all, but mods, please, if it’s too much, go ahead and remove it. I’ll do better next time 😭

  • AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
    17·
    7 days ago

    It is! They’re functional!
    …as opposed to object-oriented boobs 😆
    (dumb programming joke)

    It really surprised me. I was playing with my nipples through my shirt, because it felt so good, lol. And there it was…a little wet spot on my shirt, right where my left nipple is 😄

    Just now, getting out of the shower, squeezing the nipple produced another drop.

    Omg I can totally breastfeed one day 😭♥️

    • Vivian@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      3·
      7 days ago

      Would you say that your boobs are just monoids in the category of endofunctors?

      If not, no worries, I’m sure they would still benefit from some application and composition. Maybe a bit of currying if you’re feeling it.

      But girl that’s seriously so exciting ☺️

      • AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
        2·
        7 days ago

        Would you say that your boobs are just monoids in the category of endofunctors?
        If not, no worries, I’m sure they would still benefit from some application and composition. Maybe a bit of currying if you’re feeling it.

        I shouldn’t have joked about something I know nothing about. I’m so dumb, sorry 😭
        I don’t know anything about algebra or even much of the theoretical side of programming…

        It is super exciting tho. Thanks a bunch 💜

        • Vivian@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          2·
          7 days ago

          hahaha you’re not dumb :3

          Sorry I got carried away. I program in haskell for my day job so I know a LOT about functional programming. Your joke was better than mine 🙃

          • AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
            2·
            7 days ago

            I bet it was a good joke. I’m just too dumb to get it…Haskell programmers are way too smart for me. I’m just a dumb Rust girlie 😭
            (Rust programmers are smart, it’s just me that’s dumb)

            Thanks for making nice jokes about my boobs tho 😆
            I find it wholesome 🩷