Section Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoHR training is always so hard 😭lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1289arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1288arrow-down1imageHR training is always so hard 😭lemmy.blahaj.zoneSection Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square33linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 months ago“Bad slug! Look at the mess you’ve made for the cleaning crew!” *nat d20 salt toss
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoNat 20 toss? Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYou then watch in horror as Ethan grows a visible boner.
minus-squareviking@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI think Ethan’s the kind of guy who would clean up after himself.
“Bad slug! Look at the mess you’ve made for the cleaning crew!” *nat d20 salt toss
Nat 20 toss?
Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs
Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded
You then watch in horror as Ethan grows a visible boner.
I think Ethan’s the kind of guy who would clean up after himself.
Makes sense lol.