https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/2
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“This is Harold Schwartz! … Something horrible is happening out here!”
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ICE CREAM
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This is just so perfectly odd, like a half-baked Twilight Zone episode or a Far Side Metamorphosis. I love the completely unnecessary detail of the name and speaking with someone out of frame to comment on the absurdity of it. There’s so little to it. Ice cream man be melting.
He be melting.
I’m your ice cream man. Stop me if I’m passing by.


