• ashenone@lemmy.ml
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    8 days ago

    Broke: biking is unsafe

    Woke: biking doesn’t require government issued privledge

    Bespoke: Biking gives you a fat ass and chiseled calves

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      8 days ago

      I’m going to need a source on the fat ass part. I cycled for years when I was younger and I certainly have glutes of steel, but they’re not big. I do however find myself very much attracted to a big ass on the opposite sex so if that’s true in any way shape or form, I should start cycling to meet more women who cycle perhaps lol

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        My ass has fattened up since I started bike commuting is my only source, so grain of salt I suppose

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          4 days ago

          Hmm perhaps I’m just not genetically predisposed to big glutes. My quads and calves are massive and my upper body is ridiculous, but neither cycling nor squats ever gave me a big ass lol

          My ex once got a fracture in her forearm trying to spank it though, that’s what I mean by glutes of steel.