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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago

If you had a button which would transform you into half human, half cow, would you press it for tax reasons?

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If you had a button which would transform you into half human, half cow, would you press it for tax reasons?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago
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  • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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    For tax reasons, no. For sexual gratification reasons? Yes.

    • dmention7@midwest.social
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      30 days ago

      How you doin’?

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Which half?

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      The left half is cow, the right half is human.

      • orc girly@lemmy.ml
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        So I keep my dominant hand? Sweet

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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          That way you don’t need to hold the stick in your mouth.

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    I’d press it for sexual reasons.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      Who cow?

      No, hucow

  • Tangentism@lemmy.ml
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    What are the tax benefits of being half cow?

  • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml
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    Sounds painful and certain people would want to eat me so…no

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