I saw a video the other day from an anaesthetist that explained the caffeine is a very similar shape to adenosine that your body produces throughout the day that eventually causes you to fall asleep.

The caffeine therefore locks into the receptors, blocking its absorption and giving you a wake up boost.

It separates the wheat from the chaff in my industry.

Is that the old, or new school?

I pull my bed covers over my head and huff my own farts until I see stars then the universe lets me know that I’m correct about everything

The price increases over the last few years have been constanant

But I’m a bit conflicted about this since I don’t feel like this is the moment to do it.

It’s the exact perfect moment to do it.

You don’t get to compartmentalise your carrying out/being complicit in any degree with atrocities then get to police others for reinforcing the point just because it sticks your hypocrisy right in your face

Not in the Epstein Files released so far!

What are the tax benefits of being half cow?

There is the angle that this is accelerationist behaviour by Western capitalists to collapse certain systems so they can snatch up assets up at pennies on the dollar from bankrupting farms & businesses.

Never attribute to stupidity what can easily be explained by disaster capitalism

At last, it has a use!

It definitely rivals a post on /r/sysadmin over on Reddit late last year.

A guy was asking how to get back into their AD after a ‘colleague’ had moved users from 3 child domains in the forest to the main one then deleted the 3 domains but had chatgpt give them the commands which had subsequently locked everyone out of the entire domain!

People replied with suggestions but the first sentence everyone said was “Go and update your CV”!

Quite frankly the guy in this article should consider starting a business with whatever hobby he developed during the pandemic because IT is obviously not for him!

It’s years of wanting IT on a shoestring budget and a “just get it done” dictat.

It’s the Swiss cheese failure cascade except there’s more holes than cheese, if any cheese at all!

There was pure idiocy built into every layer of that company’s infrastructure with no safeguards or peer review and they let an idiot run it unchecked!

There’s got to be a certain degree of the defence department ordering a certain number then a lower number being delivered and ‘oh dear, we don’t know what happened to the others and the costs have risen so maybe the military should have an audit to find the missing money?..’

Probably took his laundry there as well

The US has 1 foreign policy. All previous presidents have enacted it. All future ones will also.

This is what controlled opposition does.

They (Carlson, Owens, Jones, et al), will all distance themselves from trump because they know he hasn’t got long left so will play the “We got it wrong. This one’s on us but stick with us” because they were grooming the maga crowd for his replacement and prepping the “blame it all on the last guy” routine.

Because that’s all that gossiping hairdressers understand.

Pee is not stored in the balls but it collects in a bend in the tube just behind them.

Despite owning the equipment for years, most men don’t know this so never give it a squeeze after urinating then wonder why they have pissy pants

Always a few going spare down the park