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  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptoCoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksLove is love
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    5 days ago

    They who dare to wear the shirt, must commit to the bad joke. Commitment means keeping kayfabe until exit.

    I’d wear it right.

    I’d loudly exclaim upon anyone referencing or noticing it in any overt form however minor, that I had no idea such acts of animal abuse occurred, staying in character as one who does not know of the existence of cunnilingus.

    I would then act extremely shocked and perhaps even aghast (but never disgusted, that’s crucial to the exit) that the act of cunnilingus exists if anyone then points it out (that’s never going to happen, but a good actor rehearses).

    But then upon my exit of any room or every 15 minutes if in an outdoor location, I would loudly exclaim to anyone in earshot:

    “I am an amateur actor and this shirt is an ironic joke. In reality, I believe that oral sex can be a great part of a healthy sexual interaction, and I am personally a great proponent of it no matter the genitalia expression. I will reply to any challenges to this statement with an offer to perform cunnilingus, fellatio, and/or anilingus upon the challenger, some conditions non-withstanding; thank you for your attention to this matter and have a great day!”

    Alternatively, I’d just wear the shirt, forget what it even said as I go about my day, which will elicit absolutely no reactions, and then giggle to myself only when I turn it right side back out before throwing it in the wash.

    It’s just a shirt y’all.


  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_utilidor_system

    so I suspect that the tunnels are limited if they exist at all.

    They’re not top secret, but you’ve guessed right all along.

    It’s more of a mixture of tunnels, backstage corridors between attractions, and open areas within internal attraction-voids.

    As in, there really are tunnels, but no one with any knowledge on the subject never claimed the whole thing was tunnels.

    EDIT: Actually, you’re both right in parts because in large portions also have the whole elevated by one level thing, and the “outside” is really the second story. I skimmed that critical part on the first look at the wiki.




  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptoScience Memes@mander.xyzOn fire
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    9 days ago

    Caterpillars fit, and there’s one species in particular that goes toe to tentacle with even the most lethal of jellyfish and is a seriously bad time to touch, because it’s urticating hairs connect to toxin secreting cells that pump out a nasty neurotoxin.

    But to me, that’s still cheating, in that the most passive and effective urticating hair defense mechanism was selected for as a mere delivery method for venom.

    If one wants to see the real absurd intricacies with urticating hair in arthropods, the only game in town are the new world tarantulas.

    Entire fricking metas based on 7 different identified urticating hair types and they’re so understudied there’s almost certainly one out there that probably wildcarded old world venom with new world hair styles that we just have not found yet.


  • All of which the physicist can trivially account for, control and variable test around, should the requested question be updated to require it.

    The requested question did not include “In all possible scenarios”, thus determining the volume of the sphere via physics calculation at the most average of conditions, is the most correct valid solution, absent further requirement parameters.


  • I wouldn’t have much fun with it per se, but I’d still use it. Pretty sure you could change the course of this bullshit within 12 names, if you pick them right and link their outcomes together.

    Example:

    “At [precise time], [target], opens their veins with the nearest sharp object and writes [portion of the message] in their own blood upon the nearest surface, while screaming ‘We were wrong, and judgement comes!’, before dying from a brain aneurysm.”

    Run it in batches of 3 over a Friday to Monday, when the US markets are closed.

    The precise time corresponding to part of an IP address.

    The message: [Stop being evil controlling cunts for/your own gain and selfish desires/Or die alongside all your works/I know who is really in charge amongst you].

    Batch 1: The three most visually and vocally problematic governmental figureheads.

    Batch 2: The three most visually and vocally problematic billionaires

    Batch 3: The three most embedded of aides that facilitated the first two groups

    Batch 4: A random selection of Billionaires who have been way too quiet recently even as their money flows to make everything shittier.

    They’ll figure out the IP address pretty quick.

    Then they’ll hit the page with the instructions:

    • Make an international trust foundation with a legitimately open, controllable, and auditable operations by the people, with the charter to improve the lives of all Humanity

    • The instruction to ironclad formalize mechanisms so that the foundation ends up controlling no less than 99.9% of all their assets, by midnight Monday, and the promise that there will not be individual billionaires allowed to exist after that time.

    Bam. The grand majority of the hurdles for a better world out of the way.

    Then we can get to the real and important work: Deciding which specific leftist ideology is most correct and which form of Anarchism proves it wrong, as God intended.

    Wait, I fixed it all, why is Ryuk still laughing?



  • Trump still couldn’t work out…

    It doesn’t matter what anyone fills the rest of the sentence with, the answer would be the same.

    There isn’t an initial attempt to work out things in the way one would expect an adult to perform, not from a perspective like that. Just an infant-like grasping towards anything that might be desired and enters the perception.

    Most of us, when that exploratory reaching landed on things, concepts, people, that it doesn’t have a right to, experienced swift correction whether by caregivers who cared to educate, or the sting of consequences.

    There wasn’t anyone who cared for that lost soul, but now any possible pity is decades and decades long gone.

    And there also weren’t many consequences…

    Until recently.

    That is why all the reactions to not merely having his whims taken as imperatives results in response behaviors that are so infatile.

    They almost literally are.


  • irritability is common when coming off the meds.

    This 100%. And not just irritability, but the whole mood system gets out of wack to varying degrees.

    Being inconsistent with the meds for any reason, can and will leave someone confused as to why the heck their mental state is all over the place.

    Also second the rest for sure, and highly advise OP to skip the news firehose during medication rest days particularly.


  • I am very glad another cockologist came through with the research data I was too lazy to collect and merely intuited from all those years learning at cock school.

    You have greatly improved the corpus of knowledge, and I would be honored to be ranked amongst “Et al” in your upcoming “The Upper Bounds of Physical Cockology” paper, Dr. Sp3ctr4l.

    Any leads yet on a publication that would appreciate the important work in our field?


  • I’ll give you weird. Your answer can be seen in this other reply regarding the physical power required by a bipedal frame with giant monster PP attached not being there.

    That is how they are being silly, they know the human body would need more than just a giant PP to pierce the diaphragm. That is to say, the MDs are also shitposting, the licensed professions are allowed some shitposting too, as a treat.



  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptoAnimemes@ani.socialHentai logic vs real world
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    14 days ago

    Silicone tentacles dildos longer than a man’s arm bend and squish within. They do not rearrange guts, they enter guts and conform inside them, sillies. That’s how the uwu bulging occurs.

    The universal end we all have is easier to jam up seeds way up there. But the other orifice that not everyone has is possible too, if trickier. But stuff up past the vagina can accommodate a monster cock dildo with some difficulty pretty deep if the owner is so inclined. It is capable of rearranging itself to birth something about as big as the Hot Lobo XXXL anyways.

    A hypothetical real monster PP with the same dimensions would work slightly differently in that it would both be somewhat more able to maintain baseline rigidity, and would also probably break PP long before it broke through a diaphragm.

    Doctors are being silly and their hypothetical is not based on PP physics.

    Maybe an object of the pictured size with far more stabbing power than horse futa cock would actually have, like a metal pole or something I dunno.

    Yes you can fit those pretty far up too, coincidentally but those wouldn’t break before they break you.

    Also, use a flared base for deep insertions y’all.


  • Cannot take too seriously, comrades. Cannot forget the concept and reason for silly praxis.

    If you make a home in other silly adjacent instances that generally mind their own business and spread the theory differently, neither the liberal capitalist nor the other natural enemy of an anarchist tends too notice much.

    Both can’t read too well, only quote.



  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptoPrivacy@programming.devCover up
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    14 days ago

    I’ll risk being pedantic, because it matters and I was very careful with my prior wording, enough that if you apply the same mental trick on a re-read, maybe what I intended will land.

    Phones are not allowed in some forms of high security settings for most people, because that is the response to their place in the threat profile.

    The fascists have to be abide by the same concepts, and they have their own threat profiles to contend with.

    Doofus pictured is breaking the easiest solution to his profile with tape, because he’s decided the convenience of having the phone outweighs the easy security of an assistant outside the secure digital perimeter standing by to relay messages, and has enough backing resources to even possibly back that hubris up.

    Your comment has nothing to do with mine however.

    Which is that the kind of person who needs to worry about having their camera remotely operated without their authorization, the kind of person for whom that level of care in their threat profile applies to, is no longer limited to just being the Head of Shitheads somewhere.

    The technology to sort through a bunch of random cock and ball flashing random pictures to find the one time a target’s phone captured something useful six months ago, is trivial now.

    All it takes to go from not having your camera turn on as a concern, to it being wise to be covering your camera nowadays and in the near future, is simply having posted the wrong memes, and having the wrong sort of app on your phone or otherwise any sort of miscalculation in your software security profile.


  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptoPrivacy@programming.devCover up
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    14 days ago

    Remote camera activation isn’t on the standard threat profile because it’s particularly technically unfeasible.

    If the device is compromised enough to enable any number of other unauthorized ingress/egress, it’s already more than likely compromised enough to activate the camera.

    It’s not been a part of the standard threat profile because for a long time it would just generate a noise/signal ratio that would be operationally more arduous to sort through than any possible operational benefit it could bestow.

    Further, when that concern mattered, the nation-state level actors like Mr. Genocide and his ilk didn’t’t have populaces that had begun to be acclimatized to both unwanted camera feeds, and technological over reach in exchange for the “conveniences” of digital life.

    In case it’s not clear, both of those hurdles have been cleared to various levels of success, within the fascist toolkit, already.


  • See, the strangeness comes from the expectation that the players involved and their institutions, are separate entities which are beholden to operating with the best interests of their respective sovereign government structures.

    Were this so, ambassadors to make those phone calls would have still been around and the method used in this part of the geopolitical dance choreography.

    They aren’t separate entities, regardless of what the charters, laws, and mission statements say.

    It is not the US and the Russian Federation’s interests that this meeting was for.

    An oligarch is an Oligarch first, and a member of their natal nation-state second. I hope I don’t need to spend a whole lot of time going over the US side of the transnational Oligarchy.

    But the head of the spy agency wouldn’t be discussing the effects of an attack with a foreign nation, but he would be a good messenger to send for an interdepartmental memo going over the long term strategy and the quarterly reports, from the Operations department over to the Finance department.