They who dare to wear the shirt, must commit to the bad joke. Commitment means keeping kayfabe until exit.
I’d wear it right.
I’d loudly exclaim upon anyone referencing or noticing it in any overt form however minor, that I had no idea such acts of animal abuse occurred, staying in character as one who does not know of the existence of cunnilingus.
I would then act extremely shocked and perhaps even aghast (but never disgusted, that’s crucial to the exit) that the act of cunnilingus exists if anyone then points it out (that’s never going to happen, but a good actor rehearses).
But then upon my exit of any room or every 15 minutes if in an outdoor location, I would loudly exclaim to anyone in earshot:
“I am an amateur actor and this shirt is an ironic joke. In reality, I believe that oral sex can be a great part of a healthy sexual interaction, and I am personally a great proponent of it no matter the genitalia expression. I will reply to any challenges to this statement with an offer to perform cunnilingus, fellatio, and/or anilingus upon the challenger, some conditions non-withstanding; thank you for your attention to this matter and have a great day!”
Alternatively, I’d just wear the shirt, forget what it even said as I go about my day, which will elicit absolutely no reactions, and then giggle to myself only when I turn it right side back out before throwing it in the wash.
It’s just a shirt y’all.













All these psyops to activate me as a stochastic element to further the imperialist agenda and none to give me
rentsafehouse money 😞I’m gonna have to turn to femboy camming on OF at this rate for the actual operational expenses…
Hey, wait a minute, that’s another psyop isn’t it?