Or just grow up and get unlimited data on your phone. You don’t need to mooch off anybody’s wi-fi when you have unlimited data.

Well men are just horny, so when a woman says she has a girlfriend, he gets double hornier. But if she says she has a boyfriend, that’s the ultimate shield and he backs off.

Well I suppose that’s one way to look at it, but really what’s happening is that they respect the fact that you’re not single nor available, so they RESPECTFULLY back off.

Hot DAMN, this is a brilliant & accurate observation. Things I’ve subconsciously supposed, but consciously never could figure out why people get obsessed & form fandoms over movies & sports etc. This is it! This is why.

They’re angry. That’s all the information provided to us. Angry swans.

As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I’ve never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.

Thought so.

Honk if you’re annoyed.

“HONK!”

I have consciously noticed my entire life I’ve been fortunate that every manager and boss I’ve ever had has been wonderfully compassionate, good people skills, logical thinker, all that good stuff. I have consciously noticed that because I’ve heard so many horror stories of bad bosses.

He’s got a 10 lb weight on his abdomen and two 10 lb weights on his knees.

PURRRRRR

Nope. Nope. NOPE!

Didn’t we see this picture on Lemmy last week?

Blows my mind how a highly educated judge, and two lawyers, and all the other impartial educated people in the room wouldn’t be able to come to logical conclusions about these things. The problem is that the law was designed to protect the innocent but it also protects the guilty! I’ll mention OJ Simpson & Casey Anthony again. Their lawyers found every loophole available to manipulate the system in their clients’ favor. The only innocent people who end up on death row are the ones who don’t have highly-paid, highly-dedicated lawyers to prove their innocence. If guilty people can be proven “innocent,” then truly innocent people should easily be proven innocent too! If they have a lawyer who gives a damn.

Not sure how any human could reach boss leadership status with logic processing skills of a flea, but okay.

How to replace earphone cushions?

Chat GPT told me that I could put my cat in the microwave. I mean yes, I could do that. But I wouldn’t. Because that would be awful.

Cartoons allow an artist to disregard physical limitations that would exist in the real world.

Exactly how do you propose we do that,

Because that’s the entire purpose of the criminal Justice system, having an impartial judge and 12 people and lawyers to work it out and figure it out, you would think all those people could come to the right conclusion!

What maddens me is that the criminal justice system considers inadmissible as evidence, not allowed to use our instinctive skills like body language reading, intuitively knowing when someone’s lying or telling the truth, instincts, etc to contribute to coming to conclusions. In my opinion muddles the whole system because they need evidence and then you get people like OJ Simpson’s & Casey Anthony’s lawyers who literally let them get away with murder, lawyers find all these legal loopholes to let these people literally get away with murder and something really needs to be fixed. Intuition and common sense need to be allowed in the courtroom.

Please forgive my poor sentence structure, but you get the gist of what I’m saying.

Viking_Hippie said penguins can be as tall as a zebra and weigh as much as a rottweiler. What is the truth?

I’ll never forget visiting a zoo in North Dakota in the summertime and it was so uncomfortably hot even for humans to be walking around and they had penguins on display at the zoo and the indoor area was closed so they had to be outside on display and they were all huddled together in a corner in the shade trying to escape the oppressive heat and it was breaking my heart. There was a pool there outside for them to swim in, but the pool was in the sun and it was just so friggin’ hot outside. Poor little guys.