Video killed the radio star.

Webcams killed hanging out and hugs.

If you like the Beatles and trippy/weird song lyrics, check out Klaatu

It’s Trump-fuckery all the way down.

And then he did a line of cocaine with Hegseth, the two of them held hands (no homo), and they drove off a bridge in a Humvee.

I say “Zhee-SOHN” to sound all fancy…until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.

There’s a certain type who thinks it’s a big adult flex to act exhausted by work, being annoyed with their family, and getting drunk to drown their self-inflicted sorrows. They’ve always been pathetic. I think (hope) it’s a dinosaur that’s slowly going extinct.

Happens all the time. Might be this cat costume I can’t seem to unzip. I knew that convention in Atlanta was a bad idea.

Yup. It’s just not worth it to me.

I deleted my FB acount many years ago (no worries, I know this is not a cool flex). There have been a few times when it was a real PITA that I didn’t have one any longer. When I looked into figuring out how to create a minimal-information profile I kept running into their insanely intrusive “positive identification” policies. Have learned to get along mostly just fine without it.

And these assholes wonder why young people don’t use the platform.

…and then a wah-wah guitar started playing…and the hot girl said:

“That’s a really nice penis you drew there.”

Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.

Accenture is a horrible choice but the candidate is better off than if they had stayed with these psychos.

The dead-eyed smile is the giveaway. LTT is similar. Cult followings for charismatic narcissist douchebags is a frustratingly common and ancient phenomenon.