I mean…there was that one time where we likely collided with a small planet/moon. But other than that.

Wait until they hear about my car when it has no gas.

I know this is the onion, but hell 1984 was fiction too at one time. This hits too close to home.

Last year our area hit 800+. It was surreal. Apocalyptic looking skies.

One just never hears anything good about Samsung anymore.

That is why it still exists. Everyone doesn’t want to tax the top for the very small chance they get there. Spoiler they won’t and will suffer because of it.

These idiots keep me up all night, but at least I’m super tired when I get called in to check out what’s left of their hands or face. Great situation all around, so fun, every single year.

2, gels take too long to dry and smear.