That’s what she said…

Yes younglings, I remember a time when the internet didn’t exist!

Depends on what date you pick to assign to the birth of the internet… RFC 675? Then I am younger, but not by much.

If we listen to Google’s AI, “the internet officially began on January 1, 1983, when ARPANET officially adopted the TCP/IP standard” than I am significantly older than the internet.

Meanwhile, the dirty looks I get when I’m on a bike ride and I startle nearly every woman I pass because she couldn’t hear me say “on your left”