SavinDWhales

Are you sure it’s not sapient pearwood?

Surely stolen again by now.

Don’t be too smug, or you’ll give yourself away with the snickers.

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I’ll show myself out.

I live in the heart of a big city (Hamburg, Germany). However, we have a lot of trees and greens in Hamburg, so I saw Blackbirds, Sparrows, Robins, a Wren and last night, a pair of great tits. 😊

Who reads books nowadays? Don’t you have a YouTube video or something that can tell me what my opinion is without leaving the house?

I can change the delivery options with GLS, but I don’t want to. I just want them to deliver 🥺

My Controller was sent from the Netherlands to Germany, but it took a detour via the UK. And now it’s back in Germany, but sitting in a depot somewhere in southern Germany, while I’m in the North.

It’s now two weeks since it shipped…

Standard issue in my school and University.

Uh. I think it does. You can page it in case you’ve misplaced it and it will ring.

Also, on/off sounds, etc.

You really had to boldly go where no one had gone before, didn’t you?

Seam allowance. Five-eighths. Make it so.

Is this an obscure “The Captive’s war” reference? If so, well done!

What about the lower arm of the big spoon? It’s always in the way! Haven’t found a way to put it somewhere where it won’t a) be in the way or b) be cut off from blood circulation in minutes.

What am I doing wrong for the last 30-odd years?

I somehow think that even 100 years ago mothers would start having kids sooner than 25