I love snugs, front or back, don’t don’t matter. Sometimes I feel guilty about the time spent, but what’s the point of living if you can’t find a little happiness? ~it also sometimes ends in buttsex. i won’t say who’s butt~

What about the lower arm of the big spoon? It’s always in the way! Haven’t found a way to put it somewhere where it won’t a) be in the way or b) be cut off from blood circulation in minutes.

What am I doing wrong for the last 30-odd years?