Besides your introduction you make a fairly solid case for this product. Have you tried it?

Sounds to me it would actually work very nicely on a well made restaurant burger (in contrast to fast food burgers), which tend to have juicy meat and therefor have less need for extra lubrication.

Boromir sure is a magical gal

Boromir would have grown a vag all by himself!

… If this joke isn’t welcome / insensitive / … Delete and I’ll know better next time.

With love to you ladies

(Edit: can’t even spell “vag”)

A photon doesn’t care if you watch it or not. Unless it goes into one of your eyes and dies there, you can’t see a photon.

Anyway, what I wanted to add: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_measurement

What I’m getting from this meme is even less interaction than a weak measurement … They just look at the result and it’s changing… That’s not how measurement(-problem) works… I think.

Have I mentioned that I’m German and that btw I’m running arch? 😘