I once admitted to a professor after a particular class that I was too intent on looking engaged that day and forgot to actually engage with the material. She was heartbroken!

Nah I was kind of a jerk.

I’m embarrassed about who my wife dated when she was 19. She tells these stories and all I can think is why didn’t you dump me?

Well if that’s in there, 12 year old me definitely missed it.

I chuckled once reading the story, but if it was my kid I’d be furious for a day and think it was hilarious for weeks, including that day