Steamed kale is so sweet and delicious!

Will the Dutch allow me to stay if I like spinach? I also really like biking but it’s too dangerous where I live… Maybe I could claim to be a cyclist refugee…

I think they just smell like dirt. Sweet delicious dirt.

We are food buddies. Have you had shredded beets on a green salad with balsamic vinegar and goat cheese? Or shredded beet/carrot/ginger salad? I love beets.

Natto be damned. Admittedly I’ve never tried it, but it LOOKS like I shouldn’t.

I’ll add raw garlic to this game. Why would I ever? Sure it’s tasty for the first few minutes but it upsets my stomach immediately and aometimes causes the lymph nodes in my throat to ache. (Er, is that an allergy, or just the nature of raw garlic?)

My only disagreement is that I’m okay with negronis. I wouldn’t choose one, but I sort if get it and the overwhelming bitterness is fun. I could do without the syrupyness.

But have you tried triple-double-reverse-ozmosis-hydrogenated-oxegenated Le Bleu?

It’s actually delicious. I wish it weren’t, and I try not to drink too much of it, but it feels hydrating in a way that my tap water does not.

This is related to why I’m so nervous about teaching social studies next year. Can anyone help me think about how to teach US history without shoving a bunch of propaganda down middle school throats?

Wait, is that a thing? I have all my wisdom teeth and I think most of them have fillings and awful dentin visible.

Exhaustion when my alarm goes off is stopping me.

What the absolute fuck? This makes me so angry.