Putin strangles Trump and hangs him from the ceiling (using Trump’s underwear, which is delivered in multiples because Donnie shits his pants at least every hour)
When the Norwegian guards try to secure the evidence, Kash Patel sneaks underneath them (he’s short and supports beastiality)
He is wearing a shirt that says “I fucked a cat yesterday” and declares that Donald hung himself.
Putin then whispers into Kash’s ear. “Very well, the deed is done”
Does The Hague still exist or is it just a city now?
Nobody who matters is supporting his actions. Take them all, I can speak for the rest; we don’t stand for this!
We can give him a cell next to his bestie Putin.
Hell, they can have a double.
I’ve already seen this episode, it’s a rerun!
Putin strangles Trump and hangs him from the ceiling (using Trump’s underwear, which is delivered in multiples because Donnie shits his pants at least every hour)
When the Norwegian guards try to secure the evidence, Kash Patel sneaks underneath them (he’s short and supports beastiality)
He is wearing a shirt that says “I fucked a cat yesterday” and declares that Donald hung himself.
Putin then whispers into Kash’s ear. “Very well, the deed is done”
Camera pans to JD humping a couch
“Here we go again!” jaydee says.
*Cue theme song
Still not as wacky as the actual timeline
“How about you use your prehensile tail to vote!?”
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Voiceover: This Is How Things Are Now was filmed before a numb studio audience.
Bweep boo bo do-wop. Zee do dow
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