Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more “giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer.”
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Haven’t seen this in forever. Thank you for keeping the old magic alive.
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I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
Hahaha will do!
“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅