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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon drinks too much milk

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Anon drinks too much milk

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Where the fuck are they hiding it?! It has to be refrigerated. I’m starting to suspect this is fake…

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      UHT (ultra heat treated / ultra-pasteurized) milk can be stored at room temperature. Tastes a little different but I actually prefer it.

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        TIL that in many countries people don’t buy UHT.

        That’s crazy to me, there’s always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge

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          I don’t drink it bc it’s nasty but it’s always in the cold part of the grocery stores here.

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            The point of UHT is that it keeps for months at room temperature until open, the only point I can see of selling it refrigerated is because people there expect it.

            No idea how it can taste “nasty” to you though, I get that it’s a bit different, slightly sweeter, but cold out of the fridge I’m not convinced everyone could tell them apart, let alone if you’re pouring it into cereals or for cooking/baking.

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              100% you can tell the difference. I’ve been vegan for several years and I can still smell a difference (I work as a barista, there’s a lot of milk). The first time I had UHT Milk, I thought it was flavored, because it’s significantly sweeter to me. I could never get used to it and found it unpleasant.

      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        Ahh gross room temperature milk

      • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        different? thats just normal milk, and it still has to be refrigerated after opened

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          Normal milk can’t be stored without refrigeration for several months, regardless of whether its open or not.

          • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            UHT is the norm where I live

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              What’s your point then? Are you not aware that other places can be different than yours?

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        At least in the U.S. UHT and ultra-pasteurized are not the same:

        Ultra-Pasteurized Milk Ultra-pasteurized milk undergoes a more intense heat treatment, where it is heated to 138°C (280°F) for 2 seconds. This process extends the milk’s shelf life to 30–90 days under refrigeration. Ultra-pasteurized milk is packaged in paper or plastic, with the package being treated with hydrogen peroxide (H₂O₂) to ensure sterility and preserve freshness.

        Heat Treatment: 138°C (280°F) for 2 seconds

        Shelf Life: 30–90 days

        Storage: Requires refrigeration

        UHT Milk UHT milk is heated to 138°C (280°F) or higher for at least 2 seconds, making it nearly sterile. This high heat treatment not only kills bacteria but also allows the milk to remain shelf-stable for up to 6+ months without refrigeration, until it is opened. UHT milk is packaged in a hermetically sealed container that is sterilized, ensuring the milk remains fresh and safe to consume.

        Heat Treatment: 138°C (280°F) or higher for 2+ seconds

        Shelf Life: 6+ months (unopened, no refrigeration needed)

        Storage: Shelf-stable, no refrigeration required

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      But surely it’s not gay

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    How tf do you hide milk

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      In the clothes dryer. Duh.

    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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      Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc…

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Drink it

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      blocked

      • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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        Why? Scared of roach milk?

        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Do you fantasize about the roach bars from Snowpiercer?

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            I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I’m sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.

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            I’m more of a people person to be honest.

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          because i come here for a good time, and roach milk is not my definition of a good time

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        Milk racism

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      You will drink ze bug milk

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      No such thing

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      Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though

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    Family bought a secret milk fridge

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    Milk makes big bones

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      Bones make big milk

      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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        Big if true

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          Milk if big

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    > ultimate virgin story
    > has nothing to do with being a virgin

    Why must you always lie to us, Anon…

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    Nobody’s asking whose milk they had to hide.

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    God I love milk

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      Lactose tolerant

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    As a kid and teenager I used to drink between one and three litres of full fat milk a day. Sometimes I would just chug a whole 1 litre carton. I was skinny then and am still skinny now. I also don’t drink milk anymore.

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    Plenty of kids who aren’t fat, or are barely even eating, get this kind of treatment, it’s gross and abusive.

    My nephew on my wife’s side was treated this way by my BiL’s ex, when they recovered him he was super under weight, while his once pretty and very petite mother was super overweight, sick shit, she had the cabinets and fridge chained up, went to jail, lost custody.

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      Niche

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