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Update: It seems they are blocking it themselves now⸘?
Yes but, at least Iran now has fewer missiles and drones to fire at the surrounding countries to cause lots of damage, because they fired lots of missiles and drones at the surrounding countries causing lots of damage.
And they won’t kill as many of their civilians because we’re killing some of their civilians before they can.
I got great news for y’all. Trump just blocked the Strait of Hormuz. Man is playing chess on more dimensions than I can think of.

So just so everyone has this clear:
Trump is saying that no ship that has paid a fee to Iran will be allowed to transit.
So, now, even the ships that Iran was letting through, will not get through.
Before WW2, the US embargoed a whole ton of oil exports to Japan, and this is widely seen as forcing the hand of their expansionist aims into attacking the Phillipenes and Pear Harbor at the same time.
We are now effectively blockading the entire world of ~20% of its oil, about ~35% of its fetrilizer, etc.
So this is uh… immensely stupid, as it is a lrgitimate causus belli against the US for the entire world.
Also, its a very good way to have a hypersonic missile take out an aircraft carrier.
Before WW2, the US embargoed a whole ton of oil exports to Japan, and this is widely seen as forcing the hand of their expansionist aims into attacking the Phillipenes and Pear Harbor at the same time.
eeee someone was listening to my rants (or their history professor’s rants) i am so happy
I think we both at one point, roughly a week ago, in the same thread, were going on about how the pre WW2 US oil embargo of Japan was a big fucking deal…
Yeah, I got a 5 in AP US History, and all I have to show for it is a massive and terrifying sense of historical irony.
hooray
and soon to be cirrhosis if this damn president doesn’t finish elvising himself godsdammit
Stay strong brother, if for no other reason than to be able to piss on his grave.
When food prices skyrocket it will be Bidens fault
For the rest of the world, it’s USAs fault, again.
i’m sure there’s some way we can blame obama for this being biden’s fault

THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION
I’ve never seen so much projection.
Also, he’s crying about Iran’s supposed nuclear ambitions, but he’s the dumbass who pulled out of the nuclear agreement in his first term!
Oh, and are we going to start seeing the US blow up fishing vessels like in the Caribbean?
The dumbass also mixed up Khamenei with Khomeini at the end there, for good measure.
Man is playing chess on more dimensions than I can think of
But are any of those dimensions ours?
Imagine paying the toll and now Trump says you can’t go because you shouldn’t have to pay a toll… This surely will go well.
Yo world I heard you like blockades so I added a blockade to your blockade…
i saw a video yesterday, about the endgame would be a pipeline hub in israel, so israel can control all oil flow in the region. another alternative would be oman.
They can name it The Target.
Appropriate, because the next frame is them falling on their face:

It’s hard to keep tabs on the idiocy
Well, uh… so… about that.
Trump announces Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran peace talks end
US Navy to enforce blockade, Trump says after condemning Iran for blocking waterway and complaining no agreement reached in Islamabad.
So uh… apparently we are just … blocking… the Strait.
Which will of course, open automatically.
Mhm.
Yeeep.
Makes sense, since otherwise Iran sells passage. So this is one is the few logical things to do in that situation.
Well, Iran can still just blow up any ship that doesn’t pay the toll.
As they have been doing.
Just because “I declare BLOCKADE” doesn’t mean that Iran can now somehow not do that.
So no, this is insane to do, because now you just have a double blockade, and nothing at all can get through.
The thing that would make sense to do at this point is just fucking leave, and maybe uh, apologize, for doing a bunch of war crimes?
Itan stated in their earlier ceasefire proposal that they wanted to have the tolling thing be shared with Oman, have it voted on and ratfied in the UN as international law, and the main point of it was to recoup the costs of the damage that’s been done to them via the tolls, instead of demanding outright reparations.
That is the point, nothing should get through…? Instead of Iran having a monopoly via large payments.
This will result in literally millions of people starving to death.
About a third of the world’s supply fertilizer supply goes through the Strait.
Or well, it did.
So us in wealthier countries will get dramatically more food price inflation, (yes, dramatically more than what we’ve experienced in the last few years in the US), those in poorer countries will just starve to death.
That will destabilize the governments 9f those places, and cause more people to try and immigrate to parts of the world that do have food, which will cause even more tensions and bigotry between ethnic groups in multicultural societies.
… Extremely horrifically bad plan.







