Hire dwarf Hooker for poledancing and put some black jack tables.
Insider trading with two chicks at the same time!
Those are rookie numbers, Jensen has at least 3 that we know of
I’m taking a dump.
Find where the bathrooms are, nobody wants to spend time searching for them when nature calls.
Make some of the bathrooms gender neutral
Every bathroom is gender neutral if you look them in the eye and establish dominance.
Every bathroom where I work is gender neutral. (I work from home.)
Shit my pants, as is tradition
Get sworn in
Well, going by the examples of my predecessors, take some kickbacks, sexually harass staffers, take russian bribes, and try my hardest to fuck over everyone
It’s the American way
Introduce a bill for every school to begin the day with this corgi video.
