PugJesus lies, he is pretty nice! Let me be the (definitely temporary) vanguard. You know it will be benign because I would be too incompetent to do much of anything before my regime collapsed from within. I only know feckless blundering rejects, and I would definitely hire them for key positions to avoid getting bored at meetings.
Who would believe a bald-faced lie like THAT?
Let ME be your Vanguard Party Leader!
I promise to be only mostly malicious!
You can trust me, because I’m brave enough to tell the TRUTH!
PugJesus lies, he is pretty nice! Let me be the (definitely temporary) vanguard. You know it will be benign because I would be too incompetent to do much of anything before my regime collapsed from within. I only know feckless blundering rejects, and I would definitely hire them for key positions to avoid getting bored at meetings.
B… banned for being Donald Trump???
That fucker sleeps at meetings! I might be a disaster but at least my friends are amusing.
Elect me as party leader. I promise to, um, I’ll be your friend. And give you nachos. But the tacos? Those are mine.
No taco no representation