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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
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Mrrrroooow :3 (I’m the one doing the hornyposting)
are you near a public transit hub?
I live in NYC near several subway stations so I would say I’m about maybe 30 minutes from Penn Station :3
hopefully OP is on her way. don’t lose hope
Is this what it means when you use the phrase “getting railed”?
Yes. Delivered rapidly to a lady with whom i have mutual affection.
Though the term may become archaic with the advent of maglevs.
Literally impossible in certain countries.
By what metric? Size? Terrain?
Hawaii is a 10/11 hour flight from certain parts of the us.
Alaska is 11/12 hours to Florida, 14/15 to Puerto Rico.
Even if you don’t want to include those, it’s 6/7 hours from Seattle to Miami.
Yukon to Newfoundland is 6/7 hours.
These exclude boarding times and such.
Even if you went with current high speed trains, and exclude continental breaks between land masses, you’re talking about quite a few hours.
Good luck staying horny that long.
What part of “all policy should bend to serve this goal” did you not understand? We’re not done 'til we have $40 hypersonic suborbital flights, and if it takes a greater than Manhattan Project or Apollo level of effort to get there then, damn it, that’s what we’ll have to do!
Everyone worried about population decline needs to read this.
I mean, 2 girls kicking it wild style tends not to result in children that often, but God bless them for trying.
Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let’s get some maglevs.
Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.
Unless one is trans. Still doesn’t result in children often, but at least there’s a chance!
MTF + FTM = babby forms, mebbe
Oh. I thought trans men were men.
Men can have wombs and women can have dicks.
Right. But a trans woman fucking a trans man would not be a girl/girl pairing. You get that right?
Because of how trans men are men? Except the feathered ones and the ones missing legs. Obviously.
I am positing a situation with two trans people.
Yes, that indeed would not be two girls.
I altered the context from two girls where one is trans, to two trans where one is a girl.
Maglev shit, we need to be investing in teleport technology. Instead, any breakthroughs are being hushed up by Big Border.
FEMA has some aces up its sleeve here. We may need to use waffle houses as anchor points though.
