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M to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

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He took his picnic basket

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M to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Where are Grizzly bears finding Chobani yogurt in the wild? I could save money on store bought if I can just find it outside.🤔

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      First prove you aren’t a bear.

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        I’m a dog. It says so in my profile.

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          This is “People Twitter”. Dogs ain’t people.

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            Sir, this is Lemmy. Dogs can be whatever they want.

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      Add 1/4 cup plain chobani to a gallon of milk that has been heated to 185° f and cooled to ~110° f and hold it at 105° f for 8ish hours and you have more chobani.

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        You have died of dysentery

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          No, the whole idea of fermenting milk in different ways is so you don’t. You can safely have your milk transformed by bacteria into yoghurt, kefir or cheese! Of course, Big Yoghurt doesn’t want you to know.

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        Well, if you add a shit ton of sugar, yes. Without all the extra sugar it’s just yogurt. Chobani is popular because it’s a desert that tricks people into thinking they’re eating something healthy.

        Regular Greek yogurt is good, but it’s not as enjoyable for most people. Throw in some berries and/or granola though it’s it’s pretty close, and significantly better for you.

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      Occupied camp sites?

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      Okay, but you’re gonna have to fight a few bears.

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      It’s definitely the yogurt that made them ask.

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