Don’t let this distract you from the fact

And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Gemtesa

35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.

AI bullshit

Tankies will be closing in in 5, 4, 3…

This is “People Twitter”. Dogs ain’t people.

First prove you aren’t a bear.

Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

Yeah. Thanks, Obama!

I neither see no fat lady, nor hear no singing, but some good news is nice to hear.

Maybe there will be more goods news in months to come as far clogged arteries, stroke, or something fatal among evil world leaders.

Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

But it’s also a speed

Ted Danson is repeatedly forced to apologize for a blackface skit in 1993 over here, but this would be ok? Nah. Keep on living in online-land and being a contrarian. You’re good at it.

On it.

Why the fuck you gotta mention Trump and the US? Even that shit doesn’t fly here.

Let’s see the art tho