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The Intricate history of Camel Semen extraction wasn’t really something I expected to dedicate my weekend to…

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    Ah, yes, the Cum Lair.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      The CamCumLa.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I’m guessing by all the springs, that they tried without the springs and the big boy wasn’t fooled?

    Also, what is in the stud’s mouth?

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      It’s a “bulla” a sac they extrude out of their mouth and vibrate air through to indicate “me horny, can we mate?”

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      If I recall correctly, camels’ tongues inflate when they’re horny. It let’s the ladies know it’s business time.

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        Not tongues, they have a weird air sac in their throat. It looks like their guts are spilling out. So sexy.

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    Didn’t understand why the guy was in his kitchen … it’s his lab

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      It could be both. People do weird things.

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Honestly, who can afford a separate lab and kitchen in this economy

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Well, this is a kitchen and it attracts pigs:

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          Don’t need all that gear, just stick a doughnut sign on top

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      The amount of times I was lured to fuck a fake animal (with realistic spring action) on the roof of a kitchen is too damn high.

      • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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        I hate that I pictured this. I expect if someone set this up, it would get use.

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          What do you think gargoyles were invented for?
          That’s right, roof fucking directly above the kitchen with appropriate roof funneling.

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      Yeah, my thought was “Man camels fuck so slowly thst poor dude has to live inside the fake camel.”

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      I imagine the quicker he inspects, separates and freezes the semen, the best results he will get with using it to fertilize camels later.

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    Two questions:

    1. Why isn’t the “collection tube” connected to some sort of bottle to collect stuff in?
    2. Why does the “collection tube” have a sort of mouthpiece (like a gerbils water bottle mouthpiece) next to the guy’s mouth?
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      I think you answered your own question

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    That dummy camel is having the time of their life

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    Ah the camel cum hamster bottle. My favourite.

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    I probably don’t want to know the answer to this, but why is the “scientist” standing where they are? I feel like anywhere else would also work well.

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      Someone had to massage the penis sheath.

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        What a terrible day to have eyes.

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    I need a hieroglyph of this

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    AV

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