For once, I’m in favour of a war.

Drown the fuckers in their own Kölsch!*

(That’s a joke. Making people drink Kölsch is a war crime. Besides, you’d probably have to touch it for that.)

((That’s also a joke. Kölsch isn’t that bad. It’s a great beer to drink if you’re aiming for quantity over quality.))

*Beer from Cologne, the word itself basically meaning “Col’nian” as a local dialect version of “Colognian”