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That really Martins my Luthor
the evangelicals are going to hate the competition. lol
Definitely sacrilegious for Catholics and Eastern Orthodox
You’d think so, but a Catholic church in Lucerne installed an AI Jesus in a confession booth.
Little off topic, but there’s a church near me that offers drive-through prayer. I’m not even sure how that works.
They’re calling it the most American prayer ever
That just sounds like idolatry with extra steps
George Lukas of all people called it in 1971. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YkPnwoYyE
Why wouldn’t they just make it an AI priest to speak with? Still another awful use of AI, but less sacrilegious
AI is the ultimate idol. A god made with their own hands that they will put before all else.
You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own hands.
- Morpheus, from Deus Ex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw
Hell really is other people
They can’t diddle kids, that’s a real advantage they have over the classic ones
There’s still somebody running that AI. They’ve created a new role like a priest, except you never see his face. Unless he wants you to.
It gets worse. I read that they charge an extra fee to talk to the devil. LOL.
I bet this is going to cause a statistically significant uptick in family annihilations
Wait, can confessors always have Jesus in their booth? I thought those were usually priests. Is that an upgrade option?
Bro, I like they write a title about all churches, and yet it will be only one.
And today on Stupid AI Shit, we’re outsourcing Jesus







