just pretend this is green
…so you took the matter into your own hands?
Both of them?
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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.
Lowered expectaaations…
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
There’s a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.
Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.
Well I’ll be damned
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.
It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.
It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
Get a million dollars.
I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
two chicks
I believe you have my stapler
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid’s neighborhood, there’s inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I’ve interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them “No no no, there’s no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic.”
This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
Life’s hard enough as it is, don’t go looking for challenge levels.
Her?
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
Godspeed my brother.
Siamese twins
I think there’s a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia… Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.
I wonder how often photos of them get accused of being AI nowadays?
They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?
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Its, ok if its in a threeway
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Fuckin’ eachothers moooooms
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
