Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.
Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.
I also don’t have sex with this guy’s wife
If it helps I didn’t marry an asexual woman and I still get none.
Sucks to be me, plus a kid!
Are you selling?
Easy there, Epstein
I’m asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and it’s great. Neither of us have to do things we don’t want to.
Not even taxes?
Don’t kink shame
Well, damnit — I couldn’t get any other guy to do it for me!
God damn DLSS 5 upscales removing artistic intent! There’s supposed to be no meat on Skeletor’s bones!
I’ve been handling dick for 30+ years. Id give a great handjob.
Promise?
Vast majority of hentai is drawn by men.
What? I thought it was mostly christian women?
Let’s start a hentai series under the pseudonym “Moms for Liberty”
False
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao
-tto?
Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.
