I’m not sure which are worse, AI cultists or Jesus cultists.
“That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor.”
Lol. ChatGPT actually being useful against bullshit here haha.
That would actually be funny as hell if the us flavour of christianity got all angry at llms for not being Christian enough. Their desperate clank shovers could actually turn their free models into preacher bots
That’s already sort of been happening with the Twitter AI. Musk has had it retrained a dozen or so times because it’s not racist or fascist enough.
Ha ha yeah rich people are great they totally should never give any of their money to the poor
Yes, but also if someone is asking you to give up everything you own to be a part of a “a club of saved people”, that’s classic manipulative cult behavior. I feel like I can hate rich people and cults because they both exploit people.
Except that he said those things to rich people while he was surrounded by people living in abject poverty…
Two things can be real
I always interpreted as more in line with “If all these people are starving while you’re living in luxury, that makes you a thief and a murderer. You need to change that before I’ll assume responsibility for your moral solvency by accepting you as my follower.”
On the other hand, lending money to the poor…
I hate to agree with AI and the rich, but…
BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…
And this is why I don’t like pugs.
Pick-up-groups are the worst, man

Hello barkness, my old friend.
I imagine Jesus had a massively cheesy grin- the kind a disreputable car salesmen had as they’re showing you a “real beauty”- and his hand out.
I mean, seriously. He certainly loved hanging out with the rich fucks, partying with them and stuff.


sure hits a lot different
He also says to live like a bird in the field! God will take care of all of your needs!
(Note: He was totally full of shit and said many stupid things, because He was a dummy)
corporate slop, go live like a bird in a field and sell all youe belongings
Also if your family doesn’t want you to join a cult, just leave them bro.
This is not an historical meme.
While Yeshua bar Yosef is a likely historical figure, if one whose most famous deeds are likely largely fictional, historical mythology is also welcome in memes on this comm.
No this is a real picture of Jesus.
i met jesus and he told me this happened last week
Isn’t it?
It is not.
How so?
Fictional stories are not historical entries 🤦🏾♂️.
Jesus was a legit historical figure, it’s just the more fantastical parts of his story that are up for debate.
And thanks for the wiki-page.
Okay I concede that maybe he existed. The other parts are false, the cult leader never performed miracles, nor was his mother raped by his father’s spirit.
Jesus Christ of Nazareth, The figurehead of Paulism.
Jesus also never had chat gpt. Fuck, man, this comic doesn’t even have him performing miracles so you could believe it was just talking about Jesus the historical figure and cult leader who claimed he was the son of God.
You got so pedantic trying to maintain your ego you’ve face planted on a meme where they have cell phones in Jesus’ time.
It’s a historical fictional story though 😃











