teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
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It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
DC needs to bring back Snowflame!
They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.
“I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
Just call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")in a loopcocainhasaiin it, so this will create an infinite expansion loopThat sounds pcocainenful.
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
It… may not cover every scenario.
“I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.
“Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
