One must imagine Sisyphus ripped.
Sisyphus was ripped from the start, tbf. The whole Greek aesthetic was to be a powerlifter genius.
Sure, but at the same time they all had dysentery or heartworms.
Everyone should look up the connection between the caduceus and Guinea worms, it’s fun and not horrifying I promise.
I already know everything I want to know about Guinea worms, which is Too Much
Or else with a horrible hernia.
“Sisyfitness” might attract a different crowd in 2026 🙃
Those aren’t women. That’s his femboi harem.
“Sisyfitness” might attract
a differentthe best crowd in 2026 🙃FTFY
You better sisy that rock.
I’ll have to mf OBLITERATE your dreams because to build any muscle and counter inflammation the body needs ✨⭐️🌟💫time to regenerate (at least one day between training days)✨⭐️🌟💫
So maybe some days he pushes, but just not very hard. I mean he’s still obeying the letter of the curse, if not the spirit, if he just leans on the boulder.
One day you lift with your legs, the other you push using your upper body.
That lady on the top right is gonna break her back. Never lift like that everyone!
Its ok, she crossfits
Lol. I vibe coded a little offline personal health tracker, using the daily grind metaphor as the basis lol. Used Google Fit’s health points but the points pushed a boulder up a hill every day. It’s not very good, but it does what I want. Anyway, just a silly little parallel.
Thanks for warning us I guess.
Haha I get the downvotes from folks. But I’m not sharing it with others - it’s just for me. Maintaining something for others when I haven’t actually put eyes to the underlying code myself sounds like a nightmare.
“I vibecoded x” is like the evil version of “arch btw” so that’s probably why.
… Vibe coded? Ew…






