Pretty sure everyone my age who saw the episode of Dragon Ball Z where Gohan teaches Videl how to fly all sat there that day and fuckin tried our hardest.
One of the consequences of getting older is that you forget what its like to simply not know things.
My two year old son is constantly climbing up stuff and tumbling off it without any regard to the possibility that gravity might be holding him back. Every time he lands hard, he looks at me with tears in his eyes, as though the whole world has betrayed him. If you could just fly by not understand gravity, everyone under the age of six would be levitating constantly.
Although, in Andrew’s case, it might be less “getting older” and more “getting repeatedly concussed”.
Well, it’s not enough to not understand gravity, or Isaac Newton would be the most hated human of all time. You have to fall and miss the ground, for example by being distracted in just the right moment.
liek if u cry evrytime :'(
I do remember thinking something along the lines of: “… that… sounds weirdly do-able…?? … Shut up, brain… Unless…”
I’ve spent more time than I care to admit to trying to shoot ki blasts and kamehamehas out of my hands
Key and peele are prophets.
I remember when New Age sold me on Idealism.
Here’s the thing. It’s bullshit.
History has many examples of men who fell to their deaths believing God would stop the fall.
One of them was actually a guy who claimed to be the second coming of Jesus. Claimed he’d miraculously fly on a donkey.
Fell right off the cliff and debunked his whole religion he did.
But I get a
stupid-lookingsweet hat off that body, plus scrolls containing a new and hilarious way to commit suicide!Great game design. Bethesda is telling the player “You can break our game with custom magic. Go do stupid shit.”
Playing Morrowind really spoiled me for the rest of the Elder Scrolls series. Many gameplay elements of it were trash, but the ability to circumvent so many of them with magic/alchemy more than made up for it. Oblivion and Skyrim somewhat improved the gameplay, but they removed the option to become a god through exploiting magic.
Ive flown like a hundred times in my life as an average schmuck, what is this idiot talking about?
